Historian Himself - Spooky Halloween Rap
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i got really excited about halloween yesterday, so i made this.
WARNING: this video has extreme spookyness. also it has Historian Himself, J-Bot 5000(The CPU) and Vitamin Chip. They are all the best rappers, because they are Space Age Cavemen.
Lyrics:
and this that spooky halloween rap
we creep across the track
like werewolves and vampire bats we flap wings that
elevate us, make us spit venomous like some kind of shadowy creatures
and you cant defeat us,
even with garlic, silver bullets and depictions of jesus
we still gonna eat flesh, plus supplement said diet with candy
cuz tonight
it’s halloween, bitch.
and the old ghost rises
despises the human race as it gathers strength from the shadows
blends with fog banks as the fallow earth regurgetates human corpses
ooooh, of course
its halloween no wonder these physical forms get reanimated
and stagger through the streets more than a little agitated
appetites activated
they cravin the brain that lives inside yer skulll
oh my lord best pull a mask over that so
you just might survive tonight
whether you got your getup at target
or constructed it from body parts bought at the monster meat market
its time to don disguises
cuz tonight its
all hallows eve
AKA halloween
yao
this a trick or treat stick up
historian demands candy
i rock a monster mask
and i just might get scary
so you best hand it out, i stuff it directly in my mouf
whether reses butterfingers or baby ruth
im lookin to rot this baby toof
and sprout monster tusks
directly out the skeletal im bound to bust
my physcal form cannot contain these ancient spirits plus
im seriously delerious from off the sugar rush
spooky spectacular
like the first name was count
las name was dracula
mere mortals simply cant handle the
wraith wrath black cats and magic jackolanterns
the golden glow meets falls brisk cold
oh i do declair
there seems to be some kind of magic in the air
plus i finally feel at home cuz
there’s monsters everywhere
Happy Halloween!!
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EPIC.
of course…it’s Halloween!